final

i may not be able to be here for the rest of this week. I will be out of town for golf. What do you want me to do about the presentations?

Game Progress

Well. my game has basically been done for a couple weeks now and i've just been touching up some details on the slides for a while to pass time. i am currently at school with a tee shirt that smells like natty and im pretty sure i puked on my shoes. at least i hope its my puke...

Muslim Beliefs: Does scantily clad clothing cause earthquakes?

A muslim prophet said earthquakes are caused by women wearing scantily clad clothing. Is this true? I honor of the belief, many universities in Ohio had their female students dress in very revealing, scandalous attire to see what would happen. Shortly after, a beam of magma shot up from the depths of earth's core and sucked every bit of existence into a black-hole...not really...but could you imagine?

game progress

i wish i knew

if i were a god

if i were a god...i would be jesus. because he's the true o-g of gods. he's a legend in many peoples eyes. he has some pretty cool powers. i bet his house is the bee's knees. all his wives are dime pieces. and he seems to live forever.

Spring Break

I went to Florida over spring break and played baseball at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex. I got to pitch on the Atlanta Brave spring training field. It was definitely one of the highlights of my baseball career. I also met two girls from Connecticut who were very interesting.

Favorite athelete of all time...

Dustin Pedroia= Boston Red Sox