What do you plan on doing on Thanksgiving break?

I cant wait til Thanksgiving so I can eat til I look like Hughart...HAHA, as if thats even possible. He's such a fat fat fatty. He's so jolly. He looks like an Obese Santa Clause. I think i saw Hughart putting presents under my tree on Christmas Eve last year. All the cookies were gone too, so was our whole dinner we made for Christmas.

How's the game going?

I think I have a really good game idea but it might be a little hard to actually make it exactly how I would like. My partner is non-existent, by that I mean I don't have one so I should probably start working on it sometime soon. So far I have accomplished jack squat.

What should be done in Afghanistan?

I think we should send Dirty Mike over to Afghanistan to resolve all the problems they are having. He could probably help them out a whole lot. He might even bring back a wife or twelve since he's such a freaking pimp. I'm not sure how his girlfriends in Mexico and the other various countries of which he has graced with his presence would take that though. Brittany's heart would be crushed.

FOOD!

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Hows class goin so far?

I have made a lot of progress in this class this year. i dont have a teammate cuz nobody likes me. But i have an immaginary partner named K'Fredralph. He's kinda quiet but sometimes h e can get a lil crazy, like last week when i forgot his cookies, he ripped off my arms and beat me with them. luckily he is a very talented surgeon and he sewed them back to my torso. thats about all thats goin on.

Favorite toy as a young lad.

My favorite article of funness was my cowboys and Indians. I always let the cowboys win cause,...well, who likes Indians? Not me. Do you like Indians? Well i don't care. I hate you. If your name is brandon and you like food you should go buy a mcdonalds and live in it. I have problems drinking milk and being school tardy.

the tragedies of life

So i was walking through my magical meadow the other evening, when suddenly i was hit by a stray freight train. it broke both my appendix's arms, and they cried. It was a terribble experience, but its okay because my parents made me raspberry waffles for brunch/dinner. They were amazing, and i ate almost all of them and got da beetus.

What do you hope to teach with your game?

well, this game will cause you to think about which pieces go together to construct your rocket. Then you must maneuver through space, dodging asteroids and smackin down the space man's hate. You also have to watch out for the rough and rowdy space cowboys. They can lasso you and take you back to their space ranch and brain wash you to get more humans to come to their ranch so they could eventually multiply and take over the universe.

What do you plan on doing after high school?

Well i alredy gots fo lil rugrats runnin round my crib. When i get up out dis school doe, i pick back up on slingin dat rock on da block ya feelz me? I just got out da joint in time to holla at my shawta rite afta she had are fofth lil youngin. His name be tron. My other kidz id's are rasheef, shazzmin, and willy james huff. Other den all dat, i prolly just kick up in da hood with my boiz and get dat paper and lettin deez foolz keep hatin'. FBGM Fo Life!

What you will learn from our game

I f you play our game your iq will probably not change any. It might actually make you stupider then you already are. There is no real educational value in this game. It is fun and you learn nothing from it. If there is any education involved in this game it would be waste management or something about keeping the city clean. I think babies are soft and bacon is rawrrrrrr.

If you could visit any building in any time period, what would it be?

if i could pick any building from any time on earth to go visit it would be the pearl building in shanghai. its cool. i like it. its interesting looking. im gonna climb to the tip top and spend the night on top of this building. then in the middle of the night i will roll over and fall back to the earth and die instantly on impact. that would be fun. then i could visit all of dirty's deceased girlfriends in heaven because they are all angels.

My Hero

My hero is definitely have to be Bob Marley or Prince or The Kings of Leon.
Because i could really use somebody, someone like, in a little red corvette,
cause im a buffalo soldier. But dont worry, bout a thing, cause every little thing,
gonna be alright, so have a glass of milk, cause your sex is on fire, the rain is purple, its raining wine, but its ok, no woman no crime.

Favorite tv show

M y favorite tv show would prolly hav to be... the office.
It's prolly the greatest show ever made. If not the office,
my favorite show would be family guy.

How's gd2 so far?

So far i very much enjoy this class. I think it's better
this year because i had it last year and i feel like i understand
the tools and things a lot better.
And nobody likes Eathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could go anywhere?

If i could go anywhere in the world i would go to..........
Colorado so that i would know for sure that my
beer was as cold as the Rockies. Also because i
would like to get extremely high.....................................in elevation!
hehe!

If I had 3 wishes.

I would wish for a big bowl of puddin and I'd eat it.
And when I die, on my death bet, I want to recieve
full consciousness.
My last wish would be to adopt every chinese child
on the earth so that I could mass produce products.

Favorite out of Greeks, Romans, or Egyptians?

If I had to choose to be Greek, Roman, or Egyptian, I would
be...
Egyptian because they had very good skin complection and
they got to play in the sand everyday. They built the coolest
sandcastles ever and their ladies were very nice! I like them,
I like a sand,... it's nice!

If I could go back in time...

If i could go back in time i would go back to yesterday.
I t was a really good day and i want to have amazing
days for the rest of my life. But i wish i would've
moved to Fugit, Kentucy yesterday though.

Health care Debate

I wish I had an answer for this question, but I don't really care and I don't know about it at all.

if i were an animal...

If I were an animal I would be a ferocious zebra because i would be black and white at the same time and excepted by all peoples. Or possibly rejected by all people and then I'd go live in Africa to get eaten by a wildebeest. I bet a Koala Bear would be friends with me.

Favorite Building

M y favorite structure is the silver bridge near Portsmouth, Ohio. The mothman tore it down back in the day and it was rebuilt. I hate the mothman! I go on a hunt once a year to try and put a stop to all his madness. I haven't got him yet but i soon will. I will then stuff his body and move to mexico with my wife.

My Weekend!

My weekend was pretty good. Didnt do a whole lot. Hung out with Allyssa and worked. Other than that, I did nothing.

Favorite video game charactor

Definitely Luigi because he is so having intercourse with Mario's wife and Mario has no idea. Plus his outfit is way cooler. Mario's wife is freaking hott!!!!!!!

Willy James Huff

Rack Ball!!!

Seniors are gone

Today is the seniors last day and I'm not too excited about it. I'm gonna miss all the seniors. My boi J Dong Prince is gonna walk-on and play baseball at WVU Tech. I'm gonna miss hangin out with all those guys though. Sager is leaving to so I have one more summer to golf with him till he leaves. Today is a sad day.

How was your week?

This week has been ok for me. I haven't really done much though. I've been spending most of my time playing tennis at the country club with Dirty Mike. He is freakin unstoppable! I can never beat him and sometimes he pretends to let me win, but then he comes back and pwns me. It's ok though, he's a good guy.

Who should be banned from the U.S.?

I think that the Canadian guards, the Mexicans, the Arabs, the Brits, all the ginger kids in the world... except Dalton, Dirty Mike, and everyone that's name isn't Nicholas Chase Wheeler. And the Japs too, let's keep them out.

Pedophiles... to beat them... or not to beat them... that is the question.

The House of Representatives passed a law that said it is a hate crime to beat down on a pedophile. Honestly, if I saw a grown man that enjoys intercourse with small children, I don't think I'd care a whole hell of a lot. I'd probably join in to tell you the truth. The last thing I would do is report the person doing the beating. For instance, if Mr. Thompson was gettin his crap rocked outside, that would be quite awesome. I don't know anybody that would feel bad for him. That's all I got for today, see you later.


P.S. Hughart is a very large kid!!!

One significant change you would make on the world

If there was one thing in the world I could change, it would be... Putting a limit on how much food a single person is allowed to consume in a day. I would do this so Hughart couldn't eat all the food he wanted and maybe the rest of the world would get a chance to eat every now and then. If that didn't work out, I would try to get all the fat off Hughart's back to keep all the people in Alaska warm for the winter.

Drinkin' age from 18 to 21

I believe the legal drinking age should be lowered to 10 because my 10 year-old sister and all her friends are raging alcoholics and they always wake me up when they come in and one tripped and hit her head in Hughart's stomach and we never saw her again. Hughart ruins everything, one time I had a pool party and we didn't want him to come so nobody told him about it, but he showed up anyway and jumped in the pool. Everyone got stuck under him and drowned. Their remains are still in his fat.

My weekend

This weekend i am going to try to do half the stuff dirty does in one friggin day. That would be a pretty big accomplishment for me. Other than that i'll probably just hang out with Dragon or Fatty.

thursday

dirty mike,
hughart,
rail road track while traffic is coming,
in mrs alexander's class,
being a bag of chips at hughart's house,

wednesday

i think that if they want a bible study class they should have one. even if the students don't want to attend, the ones that want to can. even it's gonna be a huge controversy and parents are gonna yell about it, they don't have to go.

irritating

i am currently being irritated by the fact that hughart is still living which means he is going to eat the world's population of food and everyone will die.

liars or theives, my opinion

liars usually get caught but punishment isn't that harsh, but theives are usually more elusive and
stay out of trouble, the punishment for thieves is much harder though.

hugharts not here.... maybe the rest of us will get some food today.

i smell cinnamon rolls!

if i had $2million

i would pay somebody $2,000,000 to cut the bacon off of hughart's back because that's how much is there. i would pay dragon $2,000,000 to let me ride on his back while we flew to japan.

Spring Break

on my spring break i partied hard and ripped dongs. I got schwasted and fell off of a steamroller. Hughart is fat!

pooo!!!

our game got canceled again today. hughart is sitting beside me right now. im afraid he is gonna eat me like he did to that little kindergartener yesterday. he is chewing on my fingers now and im gonna stop typing soon cause im almost outa fingers. well se ya la......................................

wiki page

our wiki is cool, it has pics of potato wedges, i like tater wedges, our games gay though.

pa pow!!!

i ripped a dong last night and it felt good and i also pitched pretty swell as well. enix doesnt rip dongs, thats why he plays jv2, whoops, im sorry, he sits the bench for jv2.

wow!

reed, chase, and bledsoe gave hughart a lap dance today and it was funny until hughart appeared to like it.

april fools jokes

hughart is skinny... april fools! hughart is white... april fools! enix is good at baseball... april fools! marrissa's hair looks really good... april fools! reed has short fingers... april fools! obama is white....
dirty mike is the best blogger ever... april fools!

well i need to hear you sing. why? can't you just believe me when i say i'm a really good singer. i just think you should sing so i know what we're working with. ok... i'm gonna,... i'm just gonna do it. "Godlike singing"you know... i didn't wanna sing to loud and wake up robert and nancy, and my throat is sore,... i've had a sore thraot for a month and a half and this room is not the proper aucustic environment to request this from me. ayman you gotta know... i'm not just some guy,... you have the voice of an angel. are you messing with right now? god brennon i can't even look at you right now. so you liked it? your voice is like a mixture of fergie and jesus. i felt like i was having an out-of-body experince and i was hovering above watching myself sing. for a second i think you actually took the shape of a unicorn.

i am drinking a live wire today which i have not had for a while.

dirty mike's blogs

read the blogs of dirty mike. it will change your life forever! he is a magician with words and i often get lost in his stories and drift off into a fantasy land.

i farted... then chase did and thew it in hughart's face

to go..or not to go?

today we have 2 practice with the freakin freshman team which means we will have 2 put up with enix's faggetty antics and gayism all day.

Dragon is a majestic untamable beast

at our baseball game last night dalton "dragon" graham decided to not run around the bases so he hit a ding dong and then walked around the bases.

pooooooooop!

our scrimmimage game against pt. pleasant was canceled for the 2nd time today. now we have to practice in the gym which sucks b/c it is not as fun.

hughart calls me black but really he is the chocolate man here.

nobody likes enix but he still hasn't figured that out yet.

technology has a huge impact on my life. i do homework on the computer, talk on my cellfone, and play video games. i think it would be a loy harder to live without technology.

eww

i just let the nastiest fart of my life. it was moist

i did not have breakfast today. and enix is gay and hughart is fat

i found a chicken wing on the floor in the bathroom...i ate it...don't tell anyone.

1/6/09

so... today brody is still a dumbass and hughart is still fatt! Enix is gay