Seniors are gone

Today is the seniors last day and I'm not too excited about it. I'm gonna miss all the seniors. My boi J Dong Prince is gonna walk-on and play baseball at WVU Tech. I'm gonna miss hangin out with all those guys though. Sager is leaving to so I have one more summer to golf with him till he leaves. Today is a sad day.

How was your week?

This week has been ok for me. I haven't really done much though. I've been spending most of my time playing tennis at the country club with Dirty Mike. He is freakin unstoppable! I can never beat him and sometimes he pretends to let me win, but then he comes back and pwns me. It's ok though, he's a good guy.

Who should be banned from the U.S.?

I think that the Canadian guards, the Mexicans, the Arabs, the Brits, all the ginger kids in the world... except Dalton, Dirty Mike, and everyone that's name isn't Nicholas Chase Wheeler. And the Japs too, let's keep them out.

Pedophiles... to beat them... or not to beat them... that is the question.

The House of Representatives passed a law that said it is a hate crime to beat down on a pedophile. Honestly, if I saw a grown man that enjoys intercourse with small children, I don't think I'd care a whole hell of a lot. I'd probably join in to tell you the truth. The last thing I would do is report the person doing the beating. For instance, if Mr. Thompson was gettin his crap rocked outside, that would be quite awesome. I don't know anybody that would feel bad for him. That's all I got for today, see you later.


P.S. Hughart is a very large kid!!!

One significant change you would make on the world

If there was one thing in the world I could change, it would be... Putting a limit on how much food a single person is allowed to consume in a day. I would do this so Hughart couldn't eat all the food he wanted and maybe the rest of the world would get a chance to eat every now and then. If that didn't work out, I would try to get all the fat off Hughart's back to keep all the people in Alaska warm for the winter.

Drinkin' age from 18 to 21

I believe the legal drinking age should be lowered to 10 because my 10 year-old sister and all her friends are raging alcoholics and they always wake me up when they come in and one tripped and hit her head in Hughart's stomach and we never saw her again. Hughart ruins everything, one time I had a pool party and we didn't want him to come so nobody told him about it, but he showed up anyway and jumped in the pool. Everyone got stuck under him and drowned. Their remains are still in his fat.

My weekend

This weekend i am going to try to do half the stuff dirty does in one friggin day. That would be a pretty big accomplishment for me. Other than that i'll probably just hang out with Dragon or Fatty.