final

i may not be able to be here for the rest of this week. I will be out of town for golf. What do you want me to do about the presentations?

Game Progress

Well. my game has basically been done for a couple weeks now and i've just been touching up some details on the slides for a while to pass time. i am currently at school with a tee shirt that smells like natty and im pretty sure i puked on my shoes. at least i hope its my puke...

Muslim Beliefs: Does scantily clad clothing cause earthquakes?

A muslim prophet said earthquakes are caused by women wearing scantily clad clothing. Is this true? I honor of the belief, many universities in Ohio had their female students dress in very revealing, scandalous attire to see what would happen. Shortly after, a beam of magma shot up from the depths of earth's core and sucked every bit of existence into a black-hole...not really...but could you imagine?

game progress

i wish i knew

if i were a god

if i were a god...i would be jesus. because he's the true o-g of gods. he's a legend in many peoples eyes. he has some pretty cool powers. i bet his house is the bee's knees. all his wives are dime pieces. and he seems to live forever.

Spring Break

I went to Florida over spring break and played baseball at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex. I got to pitch on the Atlanta Brave spring training field. It was definitely one of the highlights of my baseball career. I also met two girls from Connecticut who were very interesting.

Favorite athelete of all time...

Dustin Pedroia= Boston Red Sox

Goals to accomplish on my game this quater

In this next quarter, there are a few things I would like to accomplish while working on my game. For one, I'd like Colby to bless me with some of his sick-nasty Flash skills. Another key element for me, in making a good Flash game would be to start making it. But, in order to do that I must infiltrate the system and rob them of all their awesome game ideas.

Favorite and least favorite part of this class?

What i like about this class is learning how to us Flash. When you learn how to use everything on Flash, it's really fun to see what all you can make and how detailed you can get in your games. I still like drafting a lil more than Game Design however. AutoCad, to me, is more interesting than Flash. I don't like some of the kids in this class though, some of them are a large annoyance to me.

How has the Internet changed Society?

I think that before the internet, people did more work to find what they wanted. Now, you can just type something into a computer ans search anything you want. This has made people a lot lazier. I know that if im told to do homework, i would much rather have the computer do the work for me. I believe most kids my age rely on the internet for information a lil too much. Theres nothing wrong with some good ole' fashioned bookwork every now and then.

What movie do you think describes your lifer or a part of it?

A movie that would describe my life would be Planet Earth. Its the best if you watch it on an HD flat-screen with headphones on. One time there was a bird feeding from a flower and it was like he was feeding from me. I imagined the hummingbirds long, slender beak penetrating my belly button.

Would you allow your children to attend Spring Valley?

It all depends on how I think their life is going at the time and make my decision from that. After middle school I will give my son and/or daughter a series of questions. Their answer will determine their fate. I will show them an assortment of drugs and ask them what emotions they feel when they look at them. If it makes them feel good then they may go to Spring Valley. They'd fit right in. As long as they agree to take a business management class to keep their game tight and always be on point when they pushin they product.

The Topic Is Game Progress and Since I Haven't Made Any Progress, I'll Make Up My Own

So, yesterday at school a kid named Jon Barrett got suspended for being completely wasted. What I want to Know is, who the hell gets up early enough on a school day to have time to be drunk? I'd like to applaud him because that shows a tremendous amount of dedication to his hustle. The best part about the whole thing was that when they took him from class, they walked him to the office and he went the wrong way...dead give away to him being schloshed out of his mind. Also, when his mom picked him up, he pulled another bottle out of his bag and drank it while he was getting kicked out of school. Needless to say, Jon Barrett is my new hero.

Breakfast Food

I love breakfast food. It truly is the most important meal of the day to me. As a matter of fact, a friend and I plan to drive to Lexington tomorrow to get a free Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's. I'm ready for an adventure. If we get hungry and don't feel like waiting that long to eat, we'll just go to Waffle House and eat, then drive to Denny's. By then we'll be hungry again and we can have our free Grand Slam after all.

Whats hott now?

I've recently found myself addicted to crunchball 3000. It is quite possibly the best game i have ever played. it a mixture between football and soccer. I t may be the future of sports. We may all be playing or watching crunchball on tv in the distant future.

What Progress Have you Made as Far as Goals Accomplished for your Game?

My game seems to be coming along really well. I now have a star character in a movie I recently started working on. His name are Ralphie. This are him...

Funny Story

One time I went out to eat with Hughart...he's fat.
He actually ate all his food, floated to Haiti, and let them cut his stomach open so that the victims of the earthquake could have three meals a day.
He came back and still had food leftover.

Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me

The best thing to ever happen to me was the time i broke my leg. I got much sympathy from the womenfolk. With that cast on, I had the ability to hypnotize anybody into thinking i was the sexiest man alive somehow. It was like having magical powers, able to attract super-hotties. I found myself surrounded by all these sexy ladies coming onto me all at once...And that's how my first twelve kids came into this world.

Tragady

The worst thing i can ever remember happening to me happened freshman year. I went bowling with some pals. Little did i know my life would never be the same after that night. We bowled a few games and i found myself to be in the zone, i was unstoppable, when suddenly, a stray m&m sought out to destroy me. I slipped as i stepped and this pesky milk chocolate snack food and fell into the gutter and broke my leg. My life was forever changed by the smallest of enemies.

Favorite things about winter:

I love winter cause of all the snow, I like when we get out of school cause i get to stay home all day and make paper swans. Its fun, swans are georgeousful. There are also other papers i enjoy rollin while not in school but we wont talk about that.