The Topic Is Game Progress and Since I Haven't Made Any Progress, I'll Make Up My Own

So, yesterday at school a kid named Jon Barrett got suspended for being completely wasted. What I want to Know is, who the hell gets up early enough on a school day to have time to be drunk? I'd like to applaud him because that shows a tremendous amount of dedication to his hustle. The best part about the whole thing was that when they took him from class, they walked him to the office and he went the wrong way...dead give away to him being schloshed out of his mind. Also, when his mom picked him up, he pulled another bottle out of his bag and drank it while he was getting kicked out of school. Needless to say, Jon Barrett is my new hero.

Breakfast Food

I love breakfast food. It truly is the most important meal of the day to me. As a matter of fact, a friend and I plan to drive to Lexington tomorrow to get a free Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's. I'm ready for an adventure. If we get hungry and don't feel like waiting that long to eat, we'll just go to Waffle House and eat, then drive to Denny's. By then we'll be hungry again and we can have our free Grand Slam after all.

Whats hott now?

I've recently found myself addicted to crunchball 3000. It is quite possibly the best game i have ever played. it a mixture between football and soccer. I t may be the future of sports. We may all be playing or watching crunchball on tv in the distant future.