Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Muslim Beliefs: Does scantily clad clothing cause earthquakes?

A muslim prophet said earthquakes are caused by women wearing scantily clad clothing. Is this true? I honor of the belief, many universities in Ohio had their female students dress in very revealing, scandalous attire to see what would happen. Shortly after, a beam of magma shot up from the depths of earth's core and sucked every bit of existence into a black-hole...not really...but could you imagine?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

if i were a god

if i were a god...i would be jesus. because he's the true o-g of gods. he's a legend in many peoples eyes. he has some pretty cool powers. i bet his house is the bee's knees. all his wives are dime pieces. and he seems to live forever.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Spring Break

I went to Florida over spring break and played baseball at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex. I got to pitch on the Atlanta Brave spring training field. It was definitely one of the highlights of my baseball career. I also met two girls from Connecticut who were very interesting.